Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
"wow this really tastes like shit"
"HAHAHAH HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHIT TASTES LIKE?"
Anonymous asked: How far have you gone with a guy?
i went to canada with my dad once
i cant breahte
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN